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This “Official Bio” was found written in root beer on a scrap of paper, taped to the foot of a stuffed frog:

  • Antranik Tchalekian was born on an island. As a baby, he lived through a flood. Now he likes his water frozen into little cubes, in a glass with whisky. He lives in Toronto.